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I agree with each and every insult you churn through that mouth of yours. I can only expect that you will further degrade me behind my back, so lets call it even at this point. I couldn't have said it better myself. I know you feel this way about me, but please take into consideration my role in this entire jaunt of yours. If you feel that I have not once realized the severity of my role within this thin spectrum you like to call your life, then by all means, go on. I ask but one thing, "do you think I am completely oblivious to the fact that most people want me dead?" It takes a lot of action on my behalf to develop such a wide spread consensus in regards to others perceptions of ones self. Its not easy, if that's what you're thinking. I have spent many garbled days perfecting the formula so that others may despise, loath, bath me in such profane language, then lather me with their disgust. Yes, it is I who have influenced your thoughts to such a degree, it is I who have taken the steps along the proverbial plank, growing ever closer to its edge, and It is I who has taken the dive, you only observe. So, I only ask for credit where credit is due. You cant possibly think that you developed this opinion of me without any of my own tact. NO, I am not trying to deny you of your own abilities to discern between good and evil. I know I am not "good," nor am I evil, and nor do I pretend to be either of these things, just know that I have an understanding of this moral compass that you may utilize in attempt to garner some insight on the human species. I am just a man who believes in getting ahead in life. Since I know that most relationships with people end in varying forms of disappointment, and on occasion a few bridges get burned, I put my crooked foot forward, and start the games early. beating you to the punch, if you will. So, please, do not think it is by chance that you feel I am an asshole, do not think that you'll surprise anyone by revealing my true motives as if I've single handily disrupted the status quo of your come and go, just know that I'm ahead of the game, and that this site is dedicated to all my enemies.